Out of points!

No story...? But I like the song and had never heard it. So, point for you.

Man. I'm so sorry.

Sweet story. And a great song, obviously.

Point for the story.

Not my favorite Zeppelin song. Voting for the story.

Out of points.

Is your mom my wife? AM I YOUR FATHER?

Out of points

I could have submitted this for my Dad.

This song traumatized me as a child on road trips.

I wore Cher's outfit from the music video when I went to prom.

Too many good songs here, too few points.

This song hasn't aged a day. Haha.

Great song. Out of points.

I like the story... but it really should be written, "Every Day," not "Everyday." If I give Sheryl a point regardless, how will she ever learn her lesson?

I see Bungle, I upvote Bungle

You get a point for not posting a well-trod pop hit.

Not a huge Springsteen guy but I always liked this song.

Hadn't heard this one in a minute!

I mean, I wouldn't play it at a G.L.O.W. meeting. But still. I'll give it a point.

My first concert. I had a Michael Jackson jacket as a child. I HAD A JACKET.

I'm aware that this came out in the 80s, but I have the Pixies stored in the my 1990s mental filing cabinet. They were ahead of their time. Have a point.

This song was popular when I was busy going to 30+ bar mitzvahs in one year. Little Jeffy shook his booty to Roxette many a time.

I hadn't listened to this song in a million years. Gave it a try. Enjoyed it. Gonna go buy some Z Cavariccis.

I still put this song on playlists. My wife teases me for it. Don't care, still a jam.

Sure. Classic. Out of points.

Classic. Out of points.

I had not listened to this song all way through in 20 years.

Eh. I feel like the world forces me to hear this song multiple times a month already.

A classic. Too many classics, not enough points.

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A classic, obvs. I would have given a point to "Everything She Wants."

I mean, an all-timer of the 80s. But no points this time.

Classic. Out of points.

Giving you multiple points for nailing the brief, and submitting a song I didn't know yet enjoyed.

I dunno. I gotta vote for something.

No, YOU'RE about promiscuity and the illegal drug trade. Zinged ya!

I didn't like the song. But I'll always vote for intergalactic war.

One reluctant point due to the convo on Discord.

Not sure what the secret meaning is here? 

Incidentally, I saw Extreme live at age 14 when they opened for David Lee Roth. I got free tickets. Yes, you're honored to know me.

What if the song was called "Teen Pregnancy" but it was really about the slides at the water park? 

Makes you think, huh

And it's about what now?

Classic song, but I don't think meaning is well obscured here.

One of my all-time favorite Beatles songs. Not voting for it because it's one of my all-time favorite Beatles songs.

I don't care how hidden the meaning is, I can't vote for Macarena.

Okay, this one's pretty funny. 

As somebody who lived in Connecticut for four years, I can tell you, they forgot about the pizza. You can get better pizza in Connecticut than in NYC and Chicago. So there's my minor quibble.

Other than that, there's fuck all to do in Connecticut. The song is accurate.

Plus, this band has like 12 listeners.

So... four points awarded.

You know, I keep voting for Phoebe Bridgers songs. Maybe I just like Phoebe Bridgers and should try listening to her sometime instead of waiting for her to pop up on Music League playlists?

Nah.

Considered submitting this one. Have a point.

I figured this one would show up here! Have a point anyway.

I align with this comment. I didn't like the song at first. It grew on me. Have a point.

[pedant voice] Boston is a city, not a state [/pedant voice]

I dug this song! Seems weird that I didn't know it before. And it fits the theme. So, have a pile of points.

This song has "slide" in the title. Just a reminder: "Slide" by the Goo Goo Dolls is really about teenage pregnancy. Liz taught me that. So, you know, you should be careful.

Isa: "Blake, are you using a strong password?"

Wrong holiday weekend. Still, I'll award a point for the flattery and well-wishes, which I very much appreciate.

Sure. "Holiday." Sort of covers them all, I guess.

What's the holiday?

but why

Just a few observations: 

1) The theme was, holidays over May 23-25. Valentine's Day is in February.

2) Sir Duke pays homage to classic jazz musicians. Not sure it would even fit a Valentine's Day Theme.

So, even though this song is an all-time favorite of mine, I cannot award it a point. I'm sorry.

I mean, it fits. Unlike most people, you understood the brief. I just don't like Jewel. I can't vote for Jewel. I'm sorry.

What's the holiday? This may be a situation where somebody forgot to enable comments.

Ok, sure, i'll give Chris a point. Yes, I will.

I like the song title, haha.

I think this guy needs to work on his issues before pursuing a future romantic relationship.

Hey, GMR designer or art director! Make some better cover art for these guys!

Well. I enjoyed it. The thing is, what I like is the original track, not the new stuff. 

Unless the submitter is a GMR employee or friend, in which case, I was talking about a different track.

108K streams. Go straight to Music League jail.

Edit: I wrote this comment before Alex outed you on Discord. Comment stands.

Reluctant Kanye vote

A song for the times. I'll give it a boatload of points because I'm particularly enraged with my health insurance at the moment.

I don't listen to Queens of the Stone Age, or QOTSA, as I don't call them. But I enjoyed this.

A classic album.

Another all-timer of an album.

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https://youtu.be/A5Zdp1RfoyI?si=eNHn7t5td9uAUfjk

I'm guessing that Iggy asked Charles what to submit, and this was the answer

A hidden gem fer sher

Laura must have attended every wedding, bar mitzvah and classic rock radio broadcast  that I have, because I'm also aware of this song

Great song but I'm suffering from Beyonce fatigue.

never heard this one

Enjoyed this cover. Liked the story. Have some points.

I'm guessing this is just, "Da Art of Storytellin" parts 1 & 2. Which doesn't exactly fit the theme. But hey, I'll give you a point anyway for this song.

Missing the story! Does this go along with "Submission" because it was a last minute thing...? 

I found the song amusing enough for a point, anyway. So here ya go.

I'm awarding a point strictly because my wife is irrationally in love with this song. She loves Eddie Money. Dunno why.

Fun fact: Seven years ago or so, GMR held a charity auction, where they cleared out a bunch of stuff they had lying around. Old pictures from the conference rooms, stuff people had donated, etc. One item: A signed photograph of Eddie Money. I didn't buy it for my wife. Sorry, Karen.

This ridiculous song made it onto my workout mix.

That you, Liz? I submitted this one, so have a couple of flattery points.

This one stuck with me, as well.